i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Crop dusting thru forever 21
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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