I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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