I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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