When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize