I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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