She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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