just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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