but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I will be naked everywhere
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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