Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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