the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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