Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Well I just put wine in my tea
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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