did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You coming home soon, man?
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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