So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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