Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I enjoy the company of your penis
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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