Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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