I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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