Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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