it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Welp...herpes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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