Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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