Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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