Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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