So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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