I think i peed on brittanys purse
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I have post one night stand depression
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
