you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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