Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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