Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
