if you like me you must not know who I am
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
