I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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