dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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