Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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