Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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