Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
i've created a new STD.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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