well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just took my morning after pill in the library
bring money and cleavage
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
