You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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