who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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