Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
