You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"