belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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