My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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