and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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