Sponge bath it is.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You ate ashes out of my bong
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