Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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