I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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