I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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