do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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