only if we run a train.
done.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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