Hey man sorry I got all grabby
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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