Grow some girl-balls and come out already
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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