where am i from again
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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