I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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