so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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