he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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