Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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