is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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