it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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