So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
we should paint friendship bongs
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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