I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Drunk walkin through police station. America
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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