8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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